Meet the Stonecutters

A tight-knit gaming guild that has forged friendships spanning years and games.
We\'ve Been Watching You

We\'ve Been Watching You

And you should join us.

Our order was founded on an ancient and secret legacy (in DaoC) and continues today in World of Warcraft as one of the oldest Horde guilds on Uther.
We like to Party

We like to Party

It involves a spirit beast, a keg-pony and some fist weapons.

The Stonecutters are actively running 10-man raids every Tuesday and Wednesday evening from ~7:25pm till 11:00pm-ish Pacific Time.

We take our raiding seriously and professionally, no screaming, running or standing in fire. Did we mention the free food and flasks?

Your Mother

For the love of enchilladas, please someone send Vulture some content to place here.
Our Community

Our Community

Is Legendary
Our friendships extend out of game -- we stay in touch on IRC chat, mumble voice chat, Facebook, and message boards.  Meet up in Vegas at Cuttercon!
Breaker Breaker

Breaker Breaker

The Stonecutters took a break from their normal wiping in Heart of Fear to come put the smack down on this troublesome troll. There’s always room in an expansion to murder your own people! Update from AGENT FLAFFYTAFFY — Apparently this was the 3rd kill of this boss on Uther! Shocking!

Wind Lord Mel’jarak Down

Wind Lord Mel’jarak Down

On another bug-filled Monday night, we clocked another extermination — this time Wind Lord Mel’jarak and his gang were no match for our gang. Epic boots to Sidders and slot gloves to Mogaba.

In Soviet Heart of Fear, Bugs Step on You

In Soviet Heart of Fear, Bugs Step on You

Tonight we’ve been crushed, we’ve been sprayed with pheromones, we’ve been splattered with orange gunk and we left so many skeletons that the UN is scheduled a tribunal to investigate the atrocity. But Garalon fell on our first night of attempts.  Let’s hear it for progression Monday’s! Down in front Jeeves!

A Tale of Courage, Rage, Strength and Bad Gas.

A Tale of Courage, Rage, Strength and Bad Gas.

What’s this? Multiple news posts in one day? How can this be? It looks like the Stonecutters were so angry at Elegon that after putting him to the sword they decided to trash the rest of the Vault of Mogu’shan.  Next stop, final stop. The Will of the Emperor. Thanks again to Siafu for filling…

I Don’t Think It Bends That Way

I Don’t Think It Bends That Way

We had a bit of Monday raid-filling woes, but with the help of Siafu from We Hate Us Too lending us his orcish warlockiness in the form of MORE DOTS — we have finally put our first notch on SC side of the ‘SC vs. Elegon’ scoreboard.  Congrats to all of us on a hard fought…

Ta’yakky Ta’yak – Don’t Talk Back

Ta’yakky Ta’yak – Don’t Talk Back

Tonight while striking deep into the Heart of Fear the Stonecutters of Uther took some well needed time out of their schedules to stage this bold recreation of what a Blade Lord Ta’yak 10man normal kill would have looked like — if anyone had bothered to put down their ale mugs and take a screenshot…

Stonecutters Dethrone The Spirit Kings!

Stonecutters Dethrone The Spirit Kings!

Not even Insomniyak’s 24 hour jetlag could stop us from pulling together a nice clean kill on the 4th boss of Mogu’shan Vaults.  Special guests Aengel and Snuggles rounded out the usual crew (minus our overworked mages).

Stone Guard down, welcome to MoP.

Stone Guard down, welcome to MoP.

Raiding is fun and challenging in MoP, just ask these giant stone dogs. Well, I guess you can’t because they are dead for the rest of the week. Just wait until next week and ask them but they wont answer because they are dogs and made of stone. Stone dogs can’t talk and neither can regular dogs so stop asking them why they smell so bad. They are not going to answer you. Give it up. Anyway, negotiations were getting us no where which is why we had to make a video of us putting them down and take a trophy picture.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhU5hHGEzVw[/youtube]
Patricide at Last!

Patricide at Last!

A special huge thank you from me to everyone in this guild.  Tonight we finally finished the legendary daggers known as the ‘Fangs of the Father’.  I am honored and flattered by the effort everyone put in to keep at it and make this happen. Mogaba, Sidders, Joangault, Bullwork, Laserturret, Boourns, Permanence, Fuggit (Popekane), Sneakybastich…

Just for the Record

Just for the Record

Did we forget to mention we did manage to kill Morchok on heroic with an army of trade chat mercenaries?  It was back on April 17th, 2012.  We also totally forgot to take a group screenshot, but did manage to snap this shabby memento.  Congrats to all of you who got loot, whomever you were….

Breaker Breaker

Breaker Breaker

The Stonecutters took a break from their normal wiping in Heart of Fear to come put the smack down on this troublesome troll. There’s always room in an expansion to murder your own people! Update from AGENT FLAFFYTAFFY — Apparently this was the 3rd kill of this boss on Uther! Shocking!

Wind Lord Mel’jarak Down

Wind Lord Mel’jarak Down

On another bug-filled Monday night, we clocked another extermination — this time Wind Lord Mel’jarak and his gang were no match for our gang. Epic boots to Sidders and slot gloves to Mogaba.

In Soviet Heart of Fear, Bugs Step on You

In Soviet Heart of Fear, Bugs Step on You

Tonight we’ve been crushed, we’ve been sprayed with pheromones, we’ve been splattered with orange gunk and we left so many skeletons that the UN is scheduled a tribunal to investigate the atrocity. But Garalon fell on our first night of attempts.  Let’s hear it for progression Monday’s! Down in front Jeeves!

A Tale of Courage, Rage, Strength and Bad Gas.

A Tale of Courage, Rage, Strength and Bad Gas.

What’s this? Multiple news posts in one day? How can this be? It looks like the Stonecutters were so angry at Elegon that after putting him to the sword they decided to trash the rest of the Vault of Mogu’shan.  Next stop, final stop. The Will of the Emperor. Thanks again to Siafu for filling…

I Don’t Think It Bends That Way

I Don’t Think It Bends That Way

We had a bit of Monday raid-filling woes, but with the help of Siafu from We Hate Us Too lending us his orcish warlockiness in the form of MORE DOTS — we have finally put our first notch on SC side of the ‘SC vs. Elegon’ scoreboard.  Congrats to all of us on a hard fought…

Ta’yakky Ta’yak – Don’t Talk Back

Ta’yakky Ta’yak – Don’t Talk Back

Tonight while striking deep into the Heart of Fear the Stonecutters of Uther took some well needed time out of their schedules to stage this bold recreation of what a Blade Lord Ta’yak 10man normal kill would have looked like — if anyone had bothered to put down their ale mugs and take a screenshot…

Stonecutters Dethrone The Spirit Kings!

Stonecutters Dethrone The Spirit Kings!

Not even Insomniyak’s 24 hour jetlag could stop us from pulling together a nice clean kill on the 4th boss of Mogu’shan Vaults.  Special guests Aengel and Snuggles rounded out the usual crew (minus our overworked mages).

Stone Guard down, welcome to MoP.

Stone Guard down, welcome to MoP.

Raiding is fun and challenging in MoP, just ask these giant stone dogs. Well, I guess you can’t because they are dead for the rest of the week. Just wait until next week and ask them but they wont answer because they are dogs and made of stone. Stone dogs can’t talk and neither can regular dogs so stop asking them why they smell so bad. They are not going to answer you. Give it up. Anyway, negotiations were getting us no where which is why we had to make a video of us putting them down and take a trophy picture.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhU5hHGEzVw[/youtube]
Patricide at Last!

Patricide at Last!

A special huge thank you from me to everyone in this guild.  Tonight we finally finished the legendary daggers known as the ‘Fangs of the Father’.  I am honored and flattered by the effort everyone put in to keep at it and make this happen. Mogaba, Sidders, Joangault, Bullwork, Laserturret, Boourns, Permanence, Fuggit (Popekane), Sneakybastich…

Just for the Record

Just for the Record

Did we forget to mention we did manage to kill Morchok on heroic with an army of trade chat mercenaries?  It was back on April 17th, 2012.  We also totally forgot to take a group screenshot, but did manage to snap this shabby memento.  Congrats to all of you who got loot, whomever you were….